Lordran’s Social Justice Warriors attack Blighttown Beacon over controversial Gwyndolin post.
Hundreds of angry SJWs descended into Blighttown today to try and shut down famous Lordran newspaper “Blighttown Beacon.” This was caused by a recent article revolving around the fact that Gwyndolin is male and most definitely not transgender.
Many SJWs were upset over the fact that Gwyndolin is in fact only a dude and organized an attack on the Blighttown Beacon HQ. After a half hour of harassing the facilities the hundreds of warriors finally busted into the HQ of the Blighttown Beacon. What they found was quite shocking.
Instead of greasy misogynists the SJWs were confronted by the dozens of Chimpanzee employees for the Blighttown Beacon. The Chimps were flinging papers around, masturbating, and jumping up and down on the desks.
Even the Blighttown Beacon’s motivational banner stating, “I don’t believe what you say any more than what I write.” was covered in Monkey feces. The stunned SJW’s realized they had been fighting with chimps the whole time and began fighting internally due to their addiction with irrational arguments.